she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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