Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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