i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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