There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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