Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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