I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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