I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
