Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
