they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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