that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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