dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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