i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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