I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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