i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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