i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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