mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
