I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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