i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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