Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I forget how to act sober
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