Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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