i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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