don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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