My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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