Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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