I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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