If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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