I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm really busy with my period
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