are you so shy because you have an std?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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