Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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