I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
