so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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