Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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