lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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