This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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