you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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