More tranny stories later!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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