Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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