i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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