One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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