i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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