This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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