D3 body, D1 cock
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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