She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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