She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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