Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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