Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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