I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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