If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He kissed a someone with a penis
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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