I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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