Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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